Communications

Communications

by Wayne Hinton

12/29/14

“What are you doing Saturday night?”

I ask though I don’t really care.

You may plan to watch some TV show

Or maybe just wash your hair.

That’s the way of teenage boys

When intending to ask for a date.

No matter how much we try

We can’t seem to get it straight.

It’s so hard to ask for a date when you’re young.

Young men are frightened of being turned down.

So we ask questions that are meaningless,

And end up sounding like a clown.

As we get older, things change.

That’s not to say they get better.

But we do get better asking questions

That invite a better answer.

It works both ways, you know.

Women’s statements are unique.

“Fine” doesn't mean it’s really fine,

It’s just the way they speak.

When she talks to you about a problem,

She really doesn't want your help.

You see, if she talks about it long enough,

She’ll solve it by herself.

I know that some women have a sense of direction,

But there are some without it.

When sisters talk about driving in and out

A highway, I have to doubt it.

They laugh at my confusion.

They know exactly what they mean

Just tell me north, south, east or west,

Otherwise, I’ll miss the scene.

With all our differences,

I wouldn't trade a thing.

After all, communications

Add a special zing.

So, whether you are old or young,

Cherish your time together.

True love will help you,

Through all kinds of weather.